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[Nick]

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he's writin' about being misunderstood

I put a short comment on a blog recently
It was misinterpreted by almost all
I returned again to read another post (no more commenting there, for me)
I like the way the author writes
Just that there is a lot of it, for my needs
She goes on about how guys want sex
She just wants to hang out
This is a quandary, for her

Here's the solution

Do 'em
Do 'em all and do 'em frequently
Every chance there is
Make chances  Be creative

Not talkin' fornication, primarily
Talkin' ejaculation

Misogynist, moi?
Au contraire, ma cheri

Guys don't want to nail ya  They want to preg ya
That is their proof y'all bumped uglies

Anybody can talk it happened
The kid makes it undeniable

So use birth control   And drain the dingle
Pop the prostate until it is prostrate

Don't stop there  He likes waggin' his tongue
Talkin' his smack  Muffle it and smile

Greeze 'im and squeeze 'im 'til he's string

He thinks he's done?  Hey, y'all got arthrity in those fingers?
No?  Prove it.  

O.K., had enough, Butch?
Good. Now we can both hang.


Just remember- ain't a woman alive can't outboink a guy.
 

[Jenifer]

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I'm laughing while I'm reading this.  Is it for real?  Can we see the blog?

[Nick]

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I'm laughing while I'm reading this.  Is it for real?  Can we see the blog?

Yeah, it happened. I don't remember what her blog was called, though.

Some people write to get published.  I write to get a laugh.

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