so...i just figured out that i'm invited to introduce myself. (really long pause)
i like movie quotes...i mean...i like speaking in movie quotes. there are so many good ones - if you know enough of them, you really never have to write your own lines. is that lying?
i'm very fond of ellipsis, and proud that i can spell it..and the plural form.
i'm of a certain age. i lie about it. i've forgotten how old i really am. i have children. i had husbands. i don't like capitalizing when i type because it's time consuming and self-absorbed...when i say i have children i mean i have adults.
i'm a horrible bowler, golfer, volleyballer, softballer, basketballer, etc...but i play a mean football and i can shake my ass with shakira.
i used to wrap melancholy around me like a blanket. lately not so much...i've learned to tame those demons with my kung fu demon fighting skills. i also have kung fu swim fighting skills. (and i have the broken toe to prove it.)
i once started to say that i'm the queen of all things yeasty...but i revised it to say i'm the queen of baking with yeast. nothing smells better...or tastes better...i don't even need a fuckin' recipe. so yeah - fuck you and your baking soda baking powder inferior leavening agents...
writing. i suppose i should say something about that. i do it. and i'm working on it...i've had my fill of internet trolls and cyber crazies, megolomaniacs and assorted flamers. kiss my ass. you know who you are. i hope i'm ready for mary.
my name is angie.
