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« on: July 10, 2009, 01:09:19 AM »


Hi. My name is Father Luke.

Some people are frightened by the "Father" part.
Does this mean you are a Religious man? I usually get
asked that by women who want to fuck me, but won't bother
if I'm a nut. Men, ask me too.

And my answer depends upon what you mean by "Religious".
If you can't define it for me, then probably not.

I have a woman I love, and she loves me. I am a published author.
I am going to be published more in the coming years. At this writing,
(2009) I have been published in more places than I can count on one hand.
And? It's getting close to more than two hands. Which is cool. I like writing.

But honestly?  I don't look at writing as communication. Not in
the traditional sense of I am writing and you are reading, so communication
is happening. I write for myself. I write what amuses me, and what makes me
happy, or makes me cry. I write things that upset me. So, I don't see being a
writer as being a communicator. Not in the sense that I am trying to talk to you.
I am talking out loud to myself in my writing.

I am here at Mary to have fun -- writing can be awfully boring, and very
hard work, and I like to fight, debate, get called on my nonsense by my peers.
So, I am here to find entertainment, and also I am here to learn about writing.

I like learning new things about writing. I like stretching my self and doing
things that I don't like doing but like having done them. For instance,
I don't like rewriting, but I like having rewritten.

I see Mary as a place to fight, love, laugh, cry, and feel like the butt
of every Polish joke ever written when someone knows more than me, and tells
me so. That's why I am at Mary.

By the way? If you are religious, and my name bothers you? I'll bet you still
call Muhammad Ali Cassius Clay. That doesn't mean he couldn't beat your face,
or that he isn't the greatest.



So, I don't care if you get it or not.
Father Luke is my name.
Just saying.

And it's nice to meet you, I'm sure.
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 02:01:21 AM »


Father Luke,

As you know, I had my problems addressing you as Father Luke a while back; multiple reasons, all my probs, which are of little interest to anyone else, so I won't expand them here.  I still find it hard to resist the temptation to address you as "Fat Luck"...ahhh, now I have.   Oooops!   Grin     Angel     ( I hope this was of amusement to you, and meant in the best of humour!)  Jenny

You are probably not Fat, or Lucky.
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 02:21:09 AM »


One of my nick names is Lucky. Yeah. I win.
It's a thing with me. I win contests, lotteries, prizes..

Like some people have "things"? Mine is that I'm lucky.

And I'm 6' 3" about 190 - 185 - I'm a svelt god. True story.
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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 12:55:58 PM »


I'm a bit fat, and a bit unlucky!

But not sorry for myself.

 Cry
 Cry
 Cry


Ahh, it's all a drama.

Just joking!
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 03:20:18 AM »


A very, very dear friend who has helped me have more ex-wives than Larry King.

Also, he's just fucking handsome. Gets better looking every year.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 04:00:24 AM »


i know.

god dayum that man is handsome.

please don't help him have an ex wife.
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 04:04:20 AM »


You'll never be an ex wife, Jenifer.
A widow maybe, but never an ex. Not ever.

Nope.
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 04:07:15 AM »


smiling. 

he's a silver tongued devil too. 

thanks, baby.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 09:09:58 AM »


Welcome Father Luke. I'm in charge arounmd here. Any trouble just message me and I'll sort the pricks out.  Grin

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I have a woman I love, and she loves me.



Can I ask who this woman is?

I like your thoughts on not being a communicator. Too often I tried to communicate. To lecture in my poems and to be honest I'm still not averse to it but I realise the value of simply #d i y# and if others see merit then they can let it shine.

As for defining a religious man, I'd define it as, a man who follows are religious doctrine and attests to a personal God. But the dictionary defines it as: Having or showing belief in and reverence for God or a deity. How do you see it?

I consider you a distant comrade. But I'm not a communist.
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 09:32:21 AM »


FL,
Your represented persona appears to be fitting.

I like your writing approach. If you wish to be a politician, then speak to the experiences of your audience. Otherwise, speak of your experiences.

As for the former wives sidebar, the only guarantee that you will never get divorced comes with not getting married.

Ciao,
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2009, 04:41:15 PM »


It's funny (well to me) but in the 'real world' my friends call me Mr Lally, but my close friends just call me whatever offensive name comes to mind. My partner calls me Mr Lally if she's being naughty, Pete if I've been naughty. My baby calls me dada, but she also calls the TV, the chair, her teddy, the neighbours and well, pretty much everything dada to.

Have you changed your name legally to 'Father Luke'? It must be confusing when speaking with your mum  Wink

 
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 03:24:11 AM »


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Can I ask who this woman is?



Who the Fuck is Father Luke


Hermione Granger.
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 01:12:20 AM »


Father Luke, it was very nice to read your introduction. I was particularly interested in your thoughts about writing -- I am not sure how much I agree or disagree about the communication thing, but it was definitely interesting.

Also I love your response to the "who is the woman you love" question! Hermione is lovely <3 plus it made me laugh. really hard.

anyway. it sounds like Jenifer and you may perhaps be married, and so she could be the one you were referring to. But I only inferred that from the above conversation. maybe it was too wild an inference..
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 03:55:14 PM »


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Hermione Granger.




I too appreciate the Hermione thing... for no other reason than that I'd throttle the shit out of Emma Watson without even thinking about it. I mean that like fucking, not like beating.  I probably wouldn't beat her.  Unless she was into that sort of thing...
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 01:53:00 AM »


I forgot to say about this. My girlfriends sister is Hermione's stunt double in the Harry Potter films. They're currently filming the next one and her and her boyfriend (who does the special effects) are getting really cheesed off. I haven't yet got my violin out, seeing as I spend my days in a dark office typing letters. Oh poor them and their 'boring' film shoots!
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