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« on: March 24, 2010, 07:24:05 PM »


Darling announces he is selling wife along with Budget tax increases.


Man refuses to shave, despite being told he is a mathematical genius.


Man demands right to marry an entire warehouse of cow cadavers.


Man admits to having shit hand.


Dead woman remains uninteresting in comparison to bed sheets.


Children force woman to dig meaningless hole.


Dinosaur skeleton found inside man's penis.


Shop buys a woman for less than one pound.


Intelligent slaves forced into space labour camp.

New headlines old news.

Family of newspapers commit suicide in N.Y. 


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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 04:12:15 PM »

Funny. But the last one caught you on your hot-linking, which you shouldn't do, Olaf.

Hot linking: http://altlab.com/hotlinking.html

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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 04:31:01 PM »

hotlinking? - I wish someone would hot link with me in bed, soon.

That was the only picture not from the BBC website. I got it from google images.

What's hot linking? Why is it bad?

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Do not confuse ingenuous with ingenious - Olaf

Dedicated to bad writing - Charles Bukowski

'A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.' - James Joyce

The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot -Andre Breton

Who has the courage to go into the dark places where there is nothing but feeling? - Thomas A. Clark

'For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open and every secret should be brought to the light. Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand.' - Mark 4:22-23

Many a clever boy is flogged into a dunce and many an original composition corrected into mediocrity- Sir Walter Scott
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 04:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Olaf on March 25, 2010, 04:31:01 PM
hotlinking? What's hot linking? Why is it bad?

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New headlines old news.

Quote from: Father Luke on March 25, 2010, 04:12:15 PM
Hot linking: http://altlab.com/hotlinking.html
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 06:07:21 PM »

I did google it and found the answer.
Should have stuck with the BBC site.

Now.....more HEADLINES!
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Do not confuse ingenuous with ingenious - Olaf

Dedicated to bad writing - Charles Bukowski

'A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.' - James Joyce

The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot -Andre Breton

Who has the courage to go into the dark places where there is nothing but feeling? - Thomas A. Clark

'For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open and every secret should be brought to the light. Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand.' - Mark 4:22-23

Many a clever boy is flogged into a dunce and many an original composition corrected into mediocrity- Sir Walter Scott
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 06:24:46 PM »


Study finds: Ratzinger auto-erotic for housewives, gay men and young boys.


Scientists washing line deemed cumbersome by meek neighbours.


Dolphin concedes humans are annoying especially when swimming under water.

Two students trapped for a decade in Library aisle - reduced to idiots.


Hand commits suicide.


After two stormy weeks entire village continues to piss, like an alcoholic race horse, after mass urinary infection.





« Last Edit: March 25, 2010, 06:30:08 PM by Olaf » Logged
Do not confuse ingenuous with ingenious - Olaf

Dedicated to bad writing - Charles Bukowski

'A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.' - James Joyce

The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot -Andre Breton

Who has the courage to go into the dark places where there is nothing but feeling? - Thomas A. Clark

'For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open and every secret should be brought to the light. Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand.' - Mark 4:22-23

Many a clever boy is flogged into a dunce and many an original composition corrected into mediocrity- Sir Walter Scott
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2010, 01:37:15 AM »

This is fun, Olaf. I'll give it a try...



"...then he said pull my finger and WHAT A FART, MAN!"



I can lick your asshole and your balls at the same time.



So, in conclusion, I would like to join LiterayrMary.


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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 06:18:33 AM »

 Angel

Haha! Father Luke and Fifi! You old Nazi. Wink

Who is the ogre trying to get in? Norman Mailer's ghost?

More headlines when you're ready.
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Do not confuse ingenuous with ingenious - Olaf

Dedicated to bad writing - Charles Bukowski

'A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.' - James Joyce

The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot -Andre Breton

Who has the courage to go into the dark places where there is nothing but feeling? - Thomas A. Clark

'For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open and every secret should be brought to the light. Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand.' - Mark 4:22-23

Many a clever boy is flogged into a dunce and many an original composition corrected into mediocrity- Sir Walter Scott
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