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[astronacht]

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Use this thread to make Jen happy.

I received this in my inbox a moment ago:

I have read and enjoyed several poems online (particularly the work of Ariana Nash and Jenifer Wills)

Just thought you should know. 

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[astronacht]

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I had trouble separating what I said from what you said. It was all quoted together.

I have the PM that Jen sent to both of us saved somewhere. I read it sometimes and think "man, things are different."

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[astronacht]

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This was in my first PM from Jeremy:

By chance, what nationality are you?

[Father Luke]

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Well, there goes this thread.

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crybaby me  to quack crybaby me  />"blah bla bla't blub"

[Jenifer]

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I'm laughing.  The fact of the matter is, this thread makes me happy, because first of all, someone said Ariana Nash.  Second of all, I am still a better writer than Jeremy.  Third of all, I always have the ability to tell people exactly what I think of them.  Fourth, I've never had to run an online dating ad.  Fifth, I am head over heels in love with Father Luke.  Sixth, I am head over heels in love with Father Luke.  Sixth, I am crazy about Father Luke.  Seventh, Jeremy is my friend even though he pisses me off.  And eighth, if I were a gay man, I would marry Patrick. 

Also, I rode my son's bike today.  I didn't crash!

Also also, I love threads that are made for me, with my name on them.

[Father Luke]

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Well, there goes this thread.

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No bla're bla. bla blub't blah crybaby me ntly crybaby me  bla bla of a blub-quack.

[astronacht]

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You could only marry me in a handful of states, though. We might have to settle for a life of sin.

Which I'm totally okay with, btw.

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[astronacht]

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She was hypothesizing if she were a gay man.

And eighth, if I were a gay man, I would marry Patrick. 

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blub I blub to a crybaby me .

[Jenifer]

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i was thinking today about how my high school boyfriend one time got so mad at me and two of my friends and stood in the room and pointed at us one by one and said

you're a bitch.
you're a bitch.
and you're a bitch.

shit like that is classic.

or like the other ex... who i left and my brother helped me move out... i was like 22.  and we had these two candles... one was a jesus and the other a mary.  those mexican ones you can buy for 99c or whatever?

and he says, as we're taking them:

not the jesus and the mary.

the cool thing about my brother Pat is that i can bust out one of those lines out of nowhere and he'll know exactly what i'm talking about.