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« on: July 19, 2009, 02:17:40 PM »


So I think I'm officially a perv.

We watched HP 4 and 5 yesterday, then went to see 6 in the theatre.

My primary focus during all three movies was trying to figure out who should have sex with who, and what that sex would look like.

And may I say that young Harry has blossomed into quite the scrumptious young man. So has Ron.

That kid that looks like Eminem is ugly as hell, though.

Man, I need to find some actual porn.

I also like to perv out over Peter from The Chronicles of Narnia:


Anyway. I'll go check myself into a group now.
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« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2009, 04:26:34 PM »


Been down a rough road or two.

Plus I supposedly have borderline personality disorder and am thus a danger to myself.

At least I convinced them to take me off of the antidepressants. Those are the real cumstoppers.
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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2009, 05:05:39 PM »


Corrigan didn't get done with murder. Two men he worked with did. Corrigan is now a well new gay pornographer and film star.

Patrick, seek out some of his adult material. You won't be disappointed. Excuse me, I don't mean to make Mary, a porn shop.

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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2009, 06:18:30 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2009, 06:46:15 PM »


...Patrick, you seem to actually get some. Do you, Olaf, cause I don't, but seeing him squeeze out cum from his asshole was a bit depressing.



I've not seen that one. Thank God.

Please refrian from descriptions. This is a Christian forum.

Yes. I do.

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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2009, 07:05:51 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2009, 05:54:27 PM »



A nipple of truth. My nipple.


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« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2009, 06:43:01 PM »

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« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2009, 12:31:45 AM »



This is a Christian forum.



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« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2009, 07:54:39 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2009, 04:01:01 AM »


you guys had the wrong edward.



fuck off cunts.

jerk off to that.
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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2009, 11:15:56 PM »



We watched HP 4 and 5 yesterday, then went to see 6 in the theatre.



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Emma Watson as Hermione ?

I'd do her.



Hang on a second. That looks like a VERY YOUNG James Spader. And you'd "do"...her? ahem....
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2009, 11:17:10 PM »





Ok. Now I'm officially shocked. Can't I sue you or something for traumatizing my residual memorials of being a young catholic girl? Where's Johnny Cochran when you need him? Oh wait...never mind...
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« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2009, 11:43:48 PM »


you know there are no morals here.
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« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2009, 11:40:30 PM »


Oh, yeah I forgot. my bad...
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