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« on: July 02, 2009, 11:43:18 PM » |
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It's so simple. Let us know how you're doing in a line. me first. All my favorite messages come in at night. |
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Father Luke
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« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 06:12:32 PM » |
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I'm not going to joke about either of our mothers, Father Luke, they've probably endured enough being genetically linked to us.
True that. |
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"The castigation of fools is, of course, an ancient and honorable task of writers and, unless very poorly done, an enterprise that will usually entertain those who behold it." ~ Richard Mitchell |
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« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2009, 08:55:47 PM » |
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I know Father Luke's mom. And I would personally pummel anyone who spoke negatively about her, including Father Luke himself. Yep. I said that. There's not many women in this world I have as much respect for as my own mother. And Father Luke's mom is among them. |
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« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2009, 09:15:04 PM » |
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Jenifer? I was wondering ... When you die would it be okay to make you into a bike rack? Personally I would like to have my bones dried and be made into handles for toilet plungers. If it please the Court. |
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« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2009, 09:15:17 PM » |
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Strike that last part. I'm used to speaking to Magistrates. |
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« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2009, 09:53:35 PM » |
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Y crybaby me ome crybaby me ast
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« Reply #51 on: July 11, 2009, 12:21:06 AM » |
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I wonder how close to total brain seizure I can get in the next 48 hours.
Probably pretty damn close. My mom is dying. Stage III cancer. Been in and out of the hospital since November. A day on the pain scale at only 6 is a good one. She's still got a sense of humor though and I think she would probably think that she'd make a pretty good hat rack. Not that I'd let anyone make her into one...just sayin... Jeremy and FL consider yourselves hugged. Why? Just cuz... |
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I change myself, I change the world
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« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2009, 12:22:42 AM » |
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And I would personally pummel anyone who spoke negatively about her, Okay, Father Luke, you can talk about my mother all you want. Call her a bitch, call her an old southern hooker with rotting teeth. Go ahead, I have no one to protect her. Poke fun if you want, but this is probably the most beautiful and moving thing I've ever read by you. Really. |
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« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2009, 12:46:11 AM » |
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Just as I was thinking up a goodie, someone comes along who will protect her. I just can't win.  How YOU Doin'? |
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« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2009, 01:09:04 AM » |
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I've never met your mom, Jeremy. I think you should protect her. Someday I hope my boys protect me. No, Father Luke, you may not make me into a bike rack. I would like to be cremated. |
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« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2009, 01:14:59 AM » |
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« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2009, 01:26:29 AM » |
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Jim Thompson asked to be leaned up against a wall in the alley. I think I would like that. Then burn what the cats don't eat. |
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« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2009, 04:13:08 AM » |
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This made me smile a lot. It was a near giggle. Ohh embarrassing... was about to say "reminds me of something off Beauty and the Beast" then I google imaged the shit and your photo came up with the caption "Beauty and the Beast Hat Rack" |
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. |
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« Reply #58 on: July 11, 2009, 05:14:50 AM » |
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I want my corpse filled with helium to float into the sky, then all my family will have guns and try to shoot me down. The winner gets my inheritance (1 x brass zippo, 100 x Gideon bibles) |
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« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2009, 05:19:18 AM » |
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If you're selling tickets I'd like one. That Zippo is enticing. |
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« Reply #60 on: July 11, 2009, 07:31:55 AM » |
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phones are overrated, we don't answer the house phone. if it rings (rarely does) its more like a "where is it? what number?" or i pretend not to hear it...what? i dont like talking on the phone. (we switched services and they changed our number without telling us, took us 5 months to realise and that was only because my sisters boyfreind couldnt get through.) i'm sorry, i'm in a rambly mood. no food in the house i can eat, BUT i've lost between 5 and 8* pounds in the last week so i am 1/6th closer to my goal weight of 168 or so. |
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