I'm waiting for them to come back from the drug store...
About Me
I asked my grocer, quite loudly, when Bel Air Groceries didn't seem to carry 'conflict oranges.' I got depressed when no one cringed.
I drink.
I smoke.
I once got fired from a job and overreacted by doing a ton of crystal meth, and had to drive to Santa Cruz and be calmed down by Father Luke.
I like commas.
I spent 23.75 days in a New Orleans prison before being completely absolved of all guilt. While in there, I read a stupid book and, though Buddhist, found it impossible to believe in evolution as it is currently defined. This lasted almost a year. My girlfriend explained that, "the bacterial flagellum could too develop almost spontaneously, and shut the fuck up!" and now I believe in evolution again.
I am quite easily swayed by underdog opinions.
I believe in aliens. Until last week (2009/07/17), I was genuinely worried about 2012.12.21 (thank you for helping me out, Discovery Channel).
I am easily the worst Buddhist you'll ever meet. I don't kill bugs unless it's in the defense of my girl or my kid, but I grill a mean steak and I think drugs are just fucking awesome.
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